~*~ Section of the Mid 
Date:
Hikers: solo,
with an appearance by BroodX and
Mileage: 25’ish
Elevation
Gain/Loss:
Friday, 5/27
I bolted out of work
ASAP to drive to the Doyle Hotel in
Saturday, 5/28
Up and at ‘em
around
Rt. 22. He shuttled me up to Jo Hays Vista
and left me, saying adieu until Sunday evening when we would meet up at
As soon as he
dropped me off, the rain came. I didn’t mind the rain too much since the trail
was easy going and well maintained. My biggest concern was that the rain
wouldn’t let up and I would be forced to set up my Hennessy Hammock for the
second time in downpours, thus ensuring I would be wet for the rest of the
weekend. The hike into camp was nice and uneventful, I saw nobody on the trail
at all. Though there were several spots that I imagine had incredible views, I
saw nothing through the rain and the fog. Once again, I thought “there is a
beautiful mountain there…trust me.” I arrived at camp, a big open clearing with
a nice sized fire pit. The guidebook said I shouldn’t camp there because it is
the sight of “beer and pot parties”. The guidebook lied.
The rain let up,
I got my Hammock squared away and got settled in. I made a quick dinner of
Mousilauk Goulash with grilled Albacore and gathered up some wood for the fire.
As soon as I got the fire going, I was hit with another 30 minutes of pouring
rain, which I enjoyed from the comfort of my HH. Once again, I started the fire
which took off immediately, despite the wet wood. It’s probably a good thing I
had the site to myself that night. Fire was cranking, my iPod was on, and I was
dancing around and singing like a crazed jungle woman, having a blast! Solo is
great sometimes! I hit the sack around
Sunday, 5/29
Up at
Around 3:30pm, I
emerged on Colerain Road. I was thrilled to death to be through the mess! I
decided to hike down about a mile or so to load up on
water while I waited for BroodX to show.
When I hiked back up, I stopped at a gorgeous lookout, threw off my pack and
lay out on a rock taking in the sights. Seeing the impending rain, I hustled up
to our meeting spot and put up my tarp. I had no desire to be wet again after
yesterday. The rain only lasted a short time, BroodX called in the meantime and
said he was running late. No problem, I was back on the rock, singing and
dancing with my iPod. I decided to hike down Colerain Road instead of sitting
and waiting…off I went, got about a mile and a half down the road when BroodX
came driving on up. I hopped in the car and we went back to the ridgeline.
After leaving his
car, I told him quickly about my day’s adventure and how miserable the
blowdowns were. Yeah…well, the first ¼ mile of our evening hike was perfectly
clear. I don’t think he bought my “blowdown” story, so I adamantly pointed at
my battle wounds and insisted it was bad. He saw for himself eventually, as we
encountered even more of the same. I think I heard him say “I wonder if anyone
maintains these”. Yeah…no kidding. I managed to go all day without
falling…until we were halfway to camp. I bit it on a bunch of rocks, and after
a kind “are you okay?” from BroodX, I said “yeah”, and then his laughter
ensued. We hit camp about 2.5 miles in, dropped our packs, and decided to hike
another ¾ of a mile to the vista. It was well worth the little trek as there
was a breathtaking view of the PA countryside. We didn’t wait for the sun to
set because we weren’t up for negotiating the trail in the dark; it was hard
enough in the light of day. Back at camp, we made dinner (complete with a beer
apiece), started the fire, tossed some socks on the rocks to dry and waited for
Colin to show up. Well…we took a nap and waited for Colin.
Colin rolled in
around midnight, complete with adult beverages. It was great to see him and to
have more company. I was dumbfounded he was able to get in there, in the dark,
with the condition of the trail. Colin brought a radio as well so we turned up
the music, had a few beers and had some laughs. BroodX turned in around 1:45am
so Colin and I stayed up, stargazing and chatting. Until Colin decided to climb
a tree for a better view, to which I immediately ran for my camera. I wouldn’t
have but he prefaced the tree climb by saying “Let me chug this beer and then
I’m going to climb that tree”. Happy to report, there were no injuries. The
fire finally went out, and so did we.
Monday, 5/30
10:00am wake up call, courtesy of BroodX.
I got up, packed my stuff and changed into shorts…another sunny day in central
PA! Colin was a little bit slower so BroodX gave a little rooster impression
right in his ear. It was beautiful...though I’m not sure Colin would agree.
Needless to say, by 11:00am, we were all up and ready to go. Colin packed up
his 7800ci pack (I’m SO not kidding about that) and headed back to his car.
BroodX and I headed out for Little Juniata. Once again, we stopped at the vista
from the prior night to check out the view in broad daylight. It was still
amazing.
And then, we went
down. And down. And more down. Straight down, over rocks. Straight down,
through blowdowns. Just…down. <sigh>
GOOD NEWS!!! About halfway down, we found a great place for a Yackpacker
Convention!!! July, anyone? There’s a photo of it, but basically there is a
wide bank around the mountain, killer view, plenty of tent and hammock space,
plenty of room to roam. Only downfall…carry in the water you need cause you
ain’t gettin’ none there! Anyway, it’s picture perfect and suitable for many!
After another
lengthy descent, we came upon the settlers. Trying not to scare them, we
hurried along the road, following the reroute of blue blazes. The trail curved
across the Little Juniata River and then…then…straight up! No switchbacks!
Brilliant! And me, following the hobbit. The trail leveled off for awhile and
then we found ourselves on a dirt road and a gradual climb. Thankfully, BroodX
has a keen eye and saw the “snuck” (or was that a skunk?) on the side of the
road. Amusing, as we had earlier discussed whether or not either of us had ever
been sprayed. We escaped with no stink (at least not from the skunk) and
finally cut back onto the trail. The last downhill was a bastard. Narrow,
winding, rocks. I didn’t bother with my camera at that point. I just wanted
down. Pricker bushes made it even more fun and my legs are now totally
scratched up. We finally hit the trailhead register, signed ourselves out and
made it back to my car in one piece, so to speak.
All in all, a
great trip! Challenging in its own right because of the trail conditions, but
it was fantastic to have the trail to myself (and ourselves on Monday). Even
the Saturday rain did little to dampen my spirits.
What I Learned:
~Thru-hikers LOVE
chocolate bars and Pop Tarts!
~Don’t call a
thru-hiker “Tinkles”
~Nutrageous Bars
cause cotton mouth.
~I should have
spent more time at the
~Enertia Trail
Foods Mac & Cheese is extra yummy with chorizo thrown in!
~ I don’t mind
rocks so much…but I f***ing hate unmaintained trails.
~Unmaintained
trails provide a plethora (ha!) of DNA samples for CSI. “Oh look…there’s some
back hair…he can’t be Italian, it didn’t come out in clumps”
~”This boring
thing is getting hiking.”
~When solo,
singing and dancing is a great way to spend your time.
~”Don’t feel bad
for him, you will only encourage him.”
~BroodX has a
Fern Club. “Fumble!” “And the ferns go wild!!!”
~Bring a sleeping
pad, even with a Hammock.
~Disco brings out
the crazy in everyone.
~PA has some spectacular
views…if you look up long enough to see them.
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