~*~ What I Learned on the Short Bus ~*~

“I Do What I Can”

~ Pay Per View in Maine is not found on the TV, but a direct result of open doors.

~ I’m allowed to wash windows, but not install screens.

~ Summiting Long Point is strenuous.

~ There’s plenty of time to sleep when you’re dead.

~ B-Ho can tell the time by looking at the sun. Impressive…right down to within 15 minutes!

~ Being 8+ months pregnant does not get you out of mowing the lawn.

~ Or baking cookies for your guests.

~ Brad and I think wayyyyyy too much alike sometimes.

~ Why the Knife Edge Trail is called the Knife Edge Trail.

~ He does what he can.

~ You’ll get your “slap” when you finish eating at Dysart’s in Bangor, ME

~ Not to poop on the lawn in Skowhegan, Maine.

~ Hikers will not get out of your way in New England! They don’t take hints and don’t’ want you to pass them. It’s irritating.

~ Not to worry about the weather.

~ How much fun being a touron can be

~ South American women want to take pictures with me. But not Brad. hahaha

~ Takes 15 long, hard minutes to drive the Auto Road at Mt. Washington

~ Visitor Center pizza totally rocks

~ We’re vigorous….hikers.

~ I’m a prize.

~ It’s important to call the Hump

~ How to two-step….sort of. It’s a work in progress.

~ How to spend $130 at Tail o’ the Pup

~ Why going to bed early the night before a hike is a good thing.

~ That neither one of us is scared….of anything.

~ “Everything happens for a reason”

~ You must set turn-around times for Mt. Mansfield summit attempts.

~ Where to find the Lord

~ Brad does what he can.

~ Maine tollbooths only accept bank notes

~ While Spokane has the largest Radio Flyer ever…Millinocket has the smallest!

~ I now know what they were talking about on that AT&T commercial when they said “You should have called”. Really, you should have.

~ How to jam 8 weeks worth of fun into 1.

~ Butt-slapping dances are best performed in a campground

~ There are signs, literally, everywhere!

~ Corgi’s are capable of taking 3 adults hostage.

~ Not to leave a banana in your car for 2 weeks

~ Where the Monroe Trailhead for Camel’s Hump really is.

~ That when you tell a guy from MT he has to pick his own lobster, he thinks you mean out of the tank in the store.

~ Not everyone understands tides.

~ If a guy is standing 10 feet above a girl w/a camera, chances are he’s trying to take an inappropriate picture down your shirt, and therefore should be renamed to “S.A.M”

~ It’s all about getting A.S.S. at the end of the hike.

~ Brad should order cream & sugar with a splash of coffee. Seriously.

~ Katie wants a tripod.

~ That when something is meant to be, there is no question in your mind or your heart.

~ Big feet mean big shoes.

~ How to rock Summit Hair…and that I should really just always wear a bandana.

~ Brad and I are two peas in a pod.

~ On a serious note: When you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start immediately. J

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